Hallo Kameraden

I am a new user to the internet and enjoy very much typing. Yes that is me in my pic, I am a cat. If you don’t like cats maybe you should go over torockbug’s blog and read it. Oh wait, rockbug doesn’t have a blog because he is a piece of shit like his father.

Anyways I am being payed a good six figure income to update this blog at least bi-weekly as they add me as a new feature on Custom Kitchen Deliveries. Apparently they do not mind missing deliveries nearly every day but think they need me to add more to the site. Steve Miller told me to take the money and run, but really I’ve got nothing better to do than this anyway.

Here I plan on sharing with you excerpts from my upcoming self help book. The working title is “Faith in America: Jesus’ Effect on the Post 9/11 World.” I know nothing about faith, America, Jesus, or the Post 9/11 World so it should be interesting to write about. It will be a deep analysis of the world starting with Oh My God Oh and ending with the next major event that grants the phrase Post ____ World.

Also, Post It note company you should use the Post It World on your commercials because it is punny and allegorical.

When completed my book will be about half as long as Gazzetteer Spasmed but with twice the story and four times the love.

Seriously who loves love? Anybody? I don’t love anything because I am an asshole, but you should be able to love things if you want its your right to just as long as youdont love people.

So basically i’m going to be bitching about the world, and telling you how to survive in it. I recommend you listen to me, because I am genetically superior to you, and my the only thing larger than my pool of knowledge is my penis, but this is a family site.