Today is the 80th anniversary of US Route 66 being established. My trucker friend, Ricky Stroker, says the historic highway is nice but is not nearly as great as I-40. Many peopel criticise I-40 for nothing being on it, but Ricky disagrees, claiming that he has lived a full life on that road.

Also, speaking of heroes, today is another one of my non-German heroes’ birthdays. Marc Summers, the freak who hosted double dare and was the only adult figure to have any effect on my socialization into the human world, is now 55 years old. This is great for Marc though because if CBS has any brains in those tiny little heads of theres they will pay Marc Summers billions of dollars to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right. Marc Summers is the only man in the world that can fill the shoes of Bob Barker and CBS can keep the show running for another 30 years. Also it will be good for Marc to get to have all the nice young ladies who come and visit the price is right and jump up and down, he may be married, but its still fun to see. The only thing that should hold Marc back from getting the job is the fact that he is a Jewish.

Anyways its Armistice Day so that’s pretty neat. Rockbug’s still an asshole, Israel is still starting wars, and retards are still funny to me. Here, a clip.

I am a new user to the internet and enjoy very much typing. Yes that is me in my pic, I am a cat. If you don’t like cats maybe you should go over torockbug’s blog and read it. Oh wait, rockbug doesn’t have a blog because he is a piece of shit like his father.

Anyways I am being payed a good six figure income to update this blog at least bi-weekly as they add me as a new feature on Custom Kitchen Deliveries. Apparently they do not mind missing deliveries nearly every day but think they need me to add more to the site. Steve Miller told me to take the money and run, but really I’ve got nothing better to do than this anyway.

Here I plan on sharing with you excerpts from my upcoming self help book. The working title is “Faith in America: Jesus’ Effect on the Post 9/11 World.” I know nothing about faith, America, Jesus, or the Post 9/11 World so it should be interesting to write about. It will be a deep analysis of the world starting with Oh My God Oh and ending with the next major event that grants the phrase Post ____ World.

Also, Post It note company you should use the Post It World on your commercials because it is punny and allegorical.

When completed my book will be about half as long as Gazzetteer Spasmed but with twice the story and four times the love.

Seriously who loves love? Anybody? I don’t love anything because I am an asshole, but you should be able to love things if you want its your right to just as long as youdont love people.

So basically i’m going to be bitching about the world, and telling you how to survive in it. I recommend you listen to me, because I am genetically superior to you, and my the only thing larger than my pool of knowledge is my penis, but this is a family site.